Maryland Renaissance Festival: Pirate Weekend

[med] | [big] | [info] Outside a pub.	[med] | [big] | [info] The Lady Tamara	[med] | [big] | [info] Tamara foreshortened.
[med] | [big] | [info] A band playing bag pipes.	[med] | [big] | [info] Tamara again, my heart goes flutter.	[med] | [big] | [info] Loralie Pace
[med] | [big] | [info] A wooden Eagle	[med] | [big] | [info] A bunch of walking sticks	[med] | [big] | [info] A Pirate Flag
[med] | [big] | [info] Revel Grove banners	[med] | [big] | [info] An outdoor stage by the jousting arena.	[med] | [big] | [info] Tamara sitting on a bench.
[med] | [big] | [info] Tamara contemplating.	[med] | [big] | [info] Get the feeling his camera isn't working?	[med] | [big] | [info] Oooh, goodie! Snackage!
[med] | [big] | [info] For me? Oh, no, I just couldn't...	[med] | [big] | [info] Well if you insist!	[med] | [big] | [info] What's that orange smoothie you're hiding?
[med] | [big] | [info] Tamara on some path.	[med] | [big] | [info] More Tamara, more path.	[med] | [big] | [info] I wish I was a tree.
[med] | [big] | [info] Did I say that outloud? I think she heard me.	[med] | [big] | [info] A happy termite inspector.	[med] | [big] | [info] Got Wood?
[med] | [big] | [info] Tamara picked him up off the path, liking his green color.	[med] | [big] | [info] Moments later, he fell in her orange slushie.	[med] | [big] | [info] A very detailed costume for such a young child.
[med] | [big] | [info] How does she not fall out of that thing?	[med] | [big] | [info] I couldn't repeat the lyrics and maintain a G rating.	[med] | [big] | [info] Audience members listen to the songs.
[med] | [big] | [info] Would these dresses be too alike if this were a prom?	[med] | [big] | [info] Tamara and Loralie at the theater.	[med] | [big] | [info] Bees! Run away!
[med] | [big] | [info] If you want to join the brotherhood of the seven crosses, you must swallow this sword.	[med] | [big] | [info] Shawn and Anne	[med] | [big] | [info] Shawn and Anne watch Barto
[med] | [big] | [info] Shawn and Anne sure seem to like Barto	[med] | [big] | [info] Shawn and Anne discover they're really watching Johnny Foxx.	[med] | [big] | [info] Nope, nope... it was Barto. Shawn and Anne are happy again.
[med] | [big] | [info] Shawn and Anne engage in sychronized clapping.	[med] | [big] | [info] Shawn and Anne decide to go do something else.	[med] | [big] | [info] Barto balances on a bungie held up by burrly boys.
[med] | [big] | [info] A pirate wench from the crowd considers igniting the rope, Barto, or both.	[med] | [big] | [info] Barto foils her plan, taking the fire.	[med] | [big] | [info] And then he juggles the torches.
[med] | [big] | [info] And juggles...	[med] | [big] | [info] And juggles...	[med] | [big] | [info] And juggles...
[med] | [big] | [info] And juggles...	[med] | [big] | [info] Stop, Barto, we get it. You can juggle fire.	[med] | [big] | [info] Oh, and did you know you set your head on fire?
[med] | [big] | [info] No, no, don't do it! It's too dangerous!	[med] | [big] | [info] More musicians.	[med] | [big] | [info] I'd kill for hair like that. If I was a woman. And I had a gun. And no one was watching. And no DNA traces were left behind. And I couldn't afford a wig. And...
[med] | [big] | [info] Another food vendor wench.	[med] | [big] | [info] Is it me, or is she slightly out of place?	[med] | [big] | [info] Someone, please take these children off my hands. I'm out of stories to tell. Where is their mom, anyhow?"
[med] | [big] | [info] I love children. I love children. Keep telling\ myself that. I love children.	[med] | [big] | [info] You wouldn't want to make we wet, would you?	[med] | [big] | [info] Hey, I've seen you before!
[med] | [big] | [info] Actor or guest, I have no idea.	[med] | [big] | [info] Some squire from somewhere.	[med] | [big] | [info] 'Hi, I'm Bob.'
[med] | [big] | [info] Elaborate face paintings at the fair.	[med] | [big] | [info] Blowing bubbles within bubbles.	[med] | [big] | [info] Huge wands make huge bubbles.
[med] | [big] | [info] Can you make me a bubble?	[med] | [big] | [info] Swish goes the wand.	[med] | [big] | [info] Puff puff goes the little bubbles inside.
[med] | [big] | [info] AGH! My eye! My eye! It burns! It went in my eye! I'm blind!!!	[med] | [big] | [info] A trained professional takes over.	[med] | [big] | [info] Flowered wreath helmets.
[med] | [big] | [info] Sodium on a carbohydrate deployment device.	[med] | [big] | [info] Robin Hood! How ya doin', man?	[med] | [big] | [info] Robin Hood put a cat near the person wearing these peacock features; we never laughed so hard as an ambulance took someone away.